Today is moving day and I am frantic trying to stay on schedule with all the things that need to get done. I hired a moving company from Crage List and they are slow as molasses. I yell out to the foreman and give him a piece of my mind. I jab my finger in his chest and tell him that the entire crew are a bunch of country hick losers and they better move faster. Suddenly he grabs me in a choke hold and wrestle me down to the ground. The red neck bastard straddles me and binds my wrists together behind my back. He calls out to his crew to take a break and then pulls me up to my knees shoving a dirty rag deeply into my mouth and wrapping my head and face tightly with elastic bandage…