Jessica Nova, Keri Spectrum, Johnnie Cage, and Photognome as Santa! We fade in on Jacquelyn Velvets lamenting the lack of Christmas spirit this year, in spite of the fact that she's decked her home with every decoration she could think of. As she prepares to give up on the Holiday Season for good, a cheery female elf suddenly materializes in front of her, and she turns out to be one of MANY that end up out cold after a long night of mishaps, misunderstandings, and outright viciousness! Jacquelyn goes from being a confused Christmas KO-giver to one who starts to enjoy putting these lovely elves down...if only to get them out of her home! It's only when Santa shows up with his right hand elf assistant that SOME balance is restored, leading to SEVEN unconscious ladies strewn about the living room floor!