我办完事回到家，发现我的房子里弥漫着烤面包的味道，当我进入我的房间时，我发现你在那里。
用黄油刀。 我应该害怕这个吗？ 哇哇哇，等等……腰包？！
你应该是哪种盗贼？ 我不能认真对待你！
您希望组合安全吗？ 太糟糕了！ 我宁愿被堵住嘴也不愿给你组合！

你挑战我的反驳，并向我扔一块布和包装带，并告诉我堵住自己的嘴。
我用白色布料塞满脸颊，并在脸上贴了三条胶带，一直在抱怨。
你让我留在原地，而你则查看房子的其他部分，但我拿出手机给我的室友打电话，但他几乎听不懂我的意思； 但我尽力用尽全力让她打电话给当局或者回家帮忙！

当你回到房间时，发现我还在通过堵嘴发牢骚。 最后我受够了，就说管它吧！ 我要撕掉这个蹩脚的噱头并向你发起挑战。 现在我们该怎么办？ 你要去做什么？！

场景逐渐淡出，我被绑住了，嘴巴被塞住了，胶带封住了我的嘴。
你把我留在这里感觉好几个小时了，我饿了，我要尿尿，我打电话给我的室友告诉她发生了什么事，所以她随时都会来！ 你最好让我离开这里！
你撕掉我的胶带，我把里面的东西吐给你。 说真的，我被有史以来最严重的罪犯绑起来并堵住了嘴。 曾经！

你进了保险箱吗？！？！ 不！ 不！ 我需要我的优惠券！ 还有我祖母的食谱！ 如果我的继母发现我把奶奶的食谱弄丢了，她会踢我的屁股的！ 快点！
你拿走了我的食谱，我的优惠券，你打破了我的烤面包机？！ 你用我的遥控器做什么，你到底在做什么？！ 将这些电池放回遥控器中！

你已经听够了我的抱怨，所以你再次捂住我的嘴，用微泡沫包住我的头。 现在我不能像以前那样清楚地抱怨，但我仍然对你感到愤怒，并且不会放弃！

最后你离开了，几分钟后室友就回来了。 我苦苦哀求，最后让他们解开了我的手腕，这样我就可以脱掉这个堵嘴，在沮丧和难以置信中解开自己。I come home after running an errand to find my house smelling of toast and when I enter my room, I find you in there.
With a butterknife. Am I supposed to be afraid of that? And whoa whoa, wait... A fanny pack?!
What sort of knock off burglar are you supposed to be? I cannot take you seriously!
You want the combination to safe? Too bad! I’d rather be gagged than give you the combination!

You challenge my retort and throw a cloth and packing tape at me and tell me to gag myself.
I stuff my cheeks with the white fabric and lay three strips of tape across my face bitching the whole entire time.
You tell me to stay where I am while you scope out the rest of the house but I take out my phone and call my roommate who can barely understand me; But I try to bitch through my gag enough to get her to call the authorities or to just come home and help!

You come back in the room and find me still bitching through the gag. Finally I’ve had enough and just say screw this! I’m ripping this lame ass gag off and challenging you. Now what are we going to do?! You’re going to what?!

The scene fades to me tied and gagged with mouth stuffing and duct tape over my mouth.
you’ve left me here for what feels like hours, I'm hungry, I have to pee, and I called my roommate to tell her what is going on so she’ll be here ANY minute! You better let me go and get out of here!
You rip off my tape gag and I spit the stuffing out at you. Seriously, I have been tied up and gagged by the worst criminal EVER. EVER!

you got into the safe?!?! No! NO! I need my coupons! And my grandmothers recipes! My step-mom will kick my ass if she finds out I lost grandma’s recipes! Come on!
You’re taking my recipes, my coupons, YOU BROKE MY TOASTER?! And what are you doing with my remote, what the hell are you doing?! Put those batteries back in that remote!

You’ve heard enough of my bitching so you pack my mouth once again and wrap microfoam around my head. Now I can’t bitch as clearly as before but I’m still furious with you and will NOT give up!

Finally you leave and conveniently the roommate comes back a few minutes later. I bitch and finally get them to untie my wrists so I can take this gag off and untie myself in frustration and disbelief.