Melody (Feat Demi & Jade) in: Adventures of the SwizzleStick Academy: Guards in Trouble & a Crazy Case of Counterfeit Crustaceans!

In this nail-biting thriller, we have an insidious being made against the beautiful young ladies of The SwizzleStick Academy. Another one?? Yep. And you love this. This latest chick-batch and the organisation they represent have come on leaps and BOUNDS in recent months. They’ve even evolved a new security wing, who are hired out by various public bodies such as… the BustaGonad Museum of Natural Histawy. Yes, certain displays there have been being targeted for theft and nobody has yet managed to catch the culprit in the act. Hopefully, with these two beautiful girlies, looking cute enough to cute all over in their little uniforms and ties, aaaaahhhhhh, will deter any would be miscreants from acting out. And pigs may just achieve physical aviation, right? For now, these two are being tossed heels first straight down the Borderland Bound pig chute!

The renowned museum, now into the fourth day of the once in a lifetime display of the illustrious ‘Crystalized Cretaceous Crustaceans’, has already seen an uncomfortable discovery has been made... well, two actually, if we first go back to the previous week… On THAT occasion, two beautiful SwizzleStick hired guards were discovered tightly bound and gagged in the east wing of the building, display cases smashed, giant earwigs and whatever else gone! Indeed, a brazen thief overpowered the two with ease, bound their bodies, gagged their mouths (that yellow cloth cleaving the mmmmppphhhhing stunners looks as great as ever – should we use it more?) and made off into the night!

We enjoy very much the action here as the tied up ladies writhe around on the floor, ankles trussed crossed, trying very hard to communicate through the cloth tying their mouths up. They can’t do anything except mumble, and that is very, very cool with us. So anyway, this is the first ‘incident’, and jolly well exciting it is too – have you SEEN these babes? Uhh, soooo hot. But now, to the second discovery! Far more insidious, but no less hair and whatever else raising! Some of these crustaceans are counterfeit! Yes, remember them? Stick with us, folks, because we all know what this means!!!

Yes that’s right, time to call in another young recruit from the Swizzlestick! The academy rapidly dispatches their top girl archaeologist, a raven haired beauty named Miss Mack to find out just what exactly the fudge is going on here. After grilling the museum staff, one sideways individual, a Mr. Ralph Rustynuts, wearing a medieval executioner’s mask, has set off the alarm bells. Yes it seems old Ralphie has been behind a few past incidents regarding priceless antiquities and the like. After a stint at the funny farm he has been given a chance to rehabilitate himself with a part time job as a custodian at the museum, with the hopes he will begin to appreciate this stuff instead of stealing it (we think the museum should review their hiring practices? And while we are at it, how come all of the girl archaeologists at this so called academy are gorgeous? Think we will turn a blind eye to that one).